Unwanted News Story of the Day

When a drug addict isn't teaching kids to make a Tracy Island or presenters aren't pointing out fraud on XChange the BBC is providing endless role models for its wide eyed viewers.

So its with this that the BBC have today decided not to show, or mention Pete Doherty again. The most obvious reasoning for this should be the fact that no Pete Doherty news story, however big or small even makes it into the Daily Sport these days. But instead the BBC have decided that the drug idled rocker is no role model for children, meaning he will no longer be mentioned on programmes such as the Harry Potter loving Newsround (ah, the memories.)

But what will the children do without their fill of crack stories?

Just say no kids...